the nite under the lamp post. (Friday, November 30, 2007 / 12:08 AM)
a conclusion is met.
4gt and move on.
may be the easiest way out for either of us.
i hope i can do wad i said.
4gt...
remembering those promising words.
those smile.
and the gdbye's.
all over agn.
haha.
easy as it may seems.
but who knows wad's inside me.
all thnx to mr goh jie bin for searching jokes around the net.
and sharing them with me to keep my emotions in control.
ONE OF THE JOKES...A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."
After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."
isn't it funny? lol.
AND ANOTHER - HOW TO CONTROL A GUY?
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"
His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
HAHAHAHAA....
definitely a good way to keep ur man.
CREDITS -
goh jie bin.
